Ah, I think I can make them out. As for the valet, that would be Miss Amateur Casual, and given the fact that my head would be exposed like a coconut shy with my hands awkwardly restrained, calling for her to turn my page would leave my steamy face as an irresistibly placed target I'm sure...
I've just scratched this off my Christmas list after observing that there is no way to turn the pages of my book whilst I bathe...
ReplyDeleteSurely you could rely on your valet?
ReplyDeleteActually, I've seen a clear copy of this ad now and it has two discreet holes for the hands!
ReplyDeleteAh, I think I can make them out.
ReplyDeleteAs for the valet, that would be Miss Amateur Casual, and given the fact that my head would be exposed like a coconut shy with my hands awkwardly restrained, calling for her to turn my page would leave my steamy face as an irresistibly placed target I'm sure...